Category: Words
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The Dumbest Tradition in MLS History
I will never complain about an Austin tradition ever again.
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Kumbaya ‘ma Lord…Kum Ba Ya
On the first day . . . we partied.
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Love Lost, New Favorites, and Launching My ONLYfANS
A hipster back-comb and balls of steel. Three titles in one to bait you into clicking to see just what the heck is going here.
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Countdown to Kickoff 2021: Austin FC
I did it for the Reddit fam.
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The Stars and Bars
Seth Jahn and Austin FC’s schedule.
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eMLS: Gambling Ad Masquerading as Wholesome Fun
FLIP Them The Bird and Don’t Dare to Look Someone once said to me “It’s ok to just like things sometimes.” The comment rattled my brain in a way one could only expect after hearing something so profoundly stupid. This idiot philosopher disapproved of me critiquing Austin FC’s overly hyped logo reveal — the reveal […]
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Winter Storms and a Petition for The Captain’s Armband
The state of Texas just endured a seriously debilitating winter storm, and one of our players stepped up in a big way to help.
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A New Name, A New Face, Both For McKalla Place
A post I couldn’t hit send on because the power went out and all flights to Cancun were booked. An official name for our stadium and Austin FC might have just signed our best player yet.
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A Most Honest Austin FC Roster Review
A quick breakdown of where we all fall in the world’s soccer pecking order and an even quicker rundown of Austin FC’s roster, as it stands today.
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The Away Kit is Here: Not so Legendary
Going into the day, we knew what to expect, and we got just that. We’re all saying this is a letdown, but we’re all going to shell out the bucks anyway.
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The Austin Anthem Sucks
Just when I thought 2020 had hit peak levels of strange, our team’s first supporter’s group sent out a Christmas message to remind us that 2020 wasn’t finished with us yet. They’re a odd bunch, this much is clear.
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The Unforeseen Austin FC Kit Reveal Post
The long awaited ATXFC kit is here and the initial reaction was poor. It will grow on us in time, but for now, this is what we’re working with — for better or worse. At least we didn’t get the overused Adidas three striped shoulder.
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